01/09/2010 at 12:06:00 - 'We're having a sex party. We'd be delighted if you could come." That got your attention, didn't it? Don't be surprised if you receive an invitation.

01/09/2010 at 11:28:00 - Nigeria's government locked out hundreds of workers who showed up late on Tuesday as part of efforts to instil discipline among civil servants.

27/08/2010 at 11:53:00 - Would you be prepared to sacrifice your testicles, stomach fat or ears for the sake of high-class cuisine?

23/08/2010 at 10:47:00 - Paul the octopus, the oracle of the Soccer World Cup in SA, has become an official ambassador for England's bid to host the tournament in 2018.

18/08/2010 at 11:39:00 - England bowler Graeme Swann told a cop who stopped him for drunken driving that he had had to go out to buy screwdrivers to rescue his trapped cat.

02/09/2010 at 20:57:20 - A man sailing the sea in a bath tub, mud sculptures and an ugly fish who finds love - it's the week's weird and wonderful video stories in Newsbeat's Odd Box with Dominic Byrne.

30/08/2010 at 10:54:53 - A council in southern France has found a novel way of controlling the creeping advance of nature. It employs sheep.

30/08/2010 at 06:33:42 - Residents of the Polish city of Krakow have attempted to break the world record for the longest pizza in the world.

27/08/2010 at 17:59:01 - A group of Ohio strippers protest in bikinis outside a church whose members want to put their strip club out of business.

26/08/2010 at 21:23:26 - Nasa's Kepler space telescope detects two large planets orbiting a star some 2,000 light-years from Earth.

26/08/2010 at 18:59:54 - A Las Vegas casino agrees to pay a $250,000 (£162,127) fine for allowing a high-stakes gambler to dance on a card table during a game.

Today at 18:21:01 - Dramatic video footage shows an American footballer picking himself up after being thrown from his motorbike in a road accident.

Today at 18:21:01 - A South African pastor has caused outrage by preaching a sermon entitled "Jesus was HIV positive".

Today at 18:21:01 - Tiger Sharks have been spotted in a massive feeding frenzy off the southern Queensland coast.

02/09/2010 at 17:21:01 - Thousands of lorries are stuck in a 75-mile traffic jam on a motorway heading towards Beijing.

02/09/2010 at 14:21:01 - An evening newspaper has come up with an ingenious way to beat a League One football club's ban on photographers.

01/09/2010 at 18:21:01 - A Chinese lingerie company has unveiled a new range of underwear featuring a Princess of Wales lookalike model on the 13th anniversary of her death.

Today at 22:21:11 - Larry Himmel of KFMB recruited Del Mar's leading jockey, Joel Rosario, to ride a race with a video camera mounted to his helmet. The result is a wild ride and a first for the Del Mar Thoroughbred Club ...

Today at 21:21:07 - Ohio Woman Getting Used To Impatient Babies After Giving Birth A 2nd Time On Drive To Hospital

Today at 21:21:08 - Plumbers Help Tennessee Newlyweds Find Rings After Cat Bats Them Into The Toilet

Today at 21:21:08 - Michigan Man Gathering Sweet Corn For The Family Freezer Confronted By Alligator

Today at 21:21:08 - Students, Alumni Say Drake University's 'D+' Campaign Logo Is An Embarrassing Failure

Today at 21:21:08 - Campaign Logo Aimed at Encouraging Recruitment at Des Moines University Deemed Embarrassing by Faculty and Students

Today at 22:21:09 - funny graphs - The Bells Are Ringing

Today at 20:00:21 - funny graphs - Wow. People Finish Word Searches?

Today at 20:00:15 - funny graphs- TV Party Tonight: Non Attorney Spokesperson Edition

Today at 16:00:17 - funny graphs- Both are contractually obligated to praise you

Today at 14:00:56 - funny graphs - Hogwarts. A+ for SPELLS, C- for SPELLING

02/09/2010 at 22:01:36 - awesome infographic - 600 Hanna-Barbera Characters

02/09/2010 at 20:00:47 - funny graphs - Wait, Everyone Didn't Just Sneak Out?

02/09/2010 at 18:00:10 - funny graphs - That's Because She Put It Back.

02/09/2010 at 16:00:23 - funny graphs - I like you. But I Don't 'Like' Like You.

02/09/2010 at 14:00:15 - funny graphs - And By 'Old' You Mean What, The Eighties?

Today at 22:21:02 - A car thief ran away in terror after the owner of the vehicle jumped into the passenger seat naked and said: "Where we going then?"

Today at 20:09:34 - A round-up of our favourite photographs of the week.

Today at 19:24:54 - Moscow drivers were greeted on Friday by 'zebras' walking back and forth some of their busiest intersections.

Today at 19:18:54 - A small town in France that built the country's only council-funded UFO landing pad has received its first craft after a 34 year wait.

Today at 19:18:54 - A small town in France that built the country's only council-funded UFO landing pad has received its first craft after a 34 year wait.

Today at 18:53:58 - An amateur gardener has grown the world's biggest potato.

Today at 19:43:00 - MOSCOW (AFP) - Traffic police in Moscow offered rides on horses and ponies painted as zebras Friday in an attempt to improve road safety and raise awareness among Russia's notoriously careless drivers ...

Today at 19:26:00 - PARIS (Reuters) - The warmth generated by human bodies in the Parisian metro will help heat a public housing project in the city centre, the capital's largest owner of social housing said on Friday.

Today at 18:54:00 - BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones t ...

Today at 18:46:00 - BERLIN (AFP) - A German fifth division match has had to be called off after a pitch invasion by a group of wild boars left the surface in an unplayable condition.

Today at 17:12:33 - A South African pastor has caused outrage by preaching a sermon entitled "Jesus was HIV positive".

Today at 19:43:00 - AFP - MOSCOW (AFP) - Traffic police in Moscow offered rides on horses and ponies painted as zebras Friday in an attempt to improve road safety and raise awareness among Russia's notoriously careless ...

Today at 19:12:00 - Reuters - BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened the ...

Today at 18:46:00 - AFP - BERLIN (AFP) - A German fifth division match has had to be called off after a pitch invasion by a group of wild boars left the surface in an unplayable condition.

Today at 18:04:00 - Reuters - DAKAR (Reuters) - Senegalese security forces have arrested seven Koranic teachers for forcing children to panhandle, a police official said on Friday, days after the West African state annou ...

Today at 18:02:00 - Reuters - BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company that fired a man for the theft of 1.8 euro cents (two U.S. cents) worth of electricity had no grounds for sacking him, a court ruled, dismissing the firm' ...

Today at 19:12:19 - BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones t ...

Today at 18:04:19 - DAKAR (Reuters) - Senegalese security forces have arrested seven Koranic teachers for forcing children to panhandle, a police official said on Friday, days after the West African state announced a cra ...

Today at 18:02:55 - BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company that fired a man for the theft of 1.8 euro cents (two U.S. cents) worth of electricity had no grounds for sacking him, a court ruled, dismissing the firm's appeal a ...

Today at 18:02:02 - BERLIN (Reuters) - For tourists tired of traditional sightseeing tours, one Berlin tour guide is offering something altogether different: a tour of Berlin's public conveniences.

02/09/2010 at 21:23:20 - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Canadian parents are more lenient with their children than mothers and fathers in France and Italy, according to a new study.

Today at 19:11:15 - By 2010-09-03T16:11:15Z BURR OAK, Mich. (AP) -- A southern Michigan man simply wanted to gather some sweet corn for the family freezer. He didn't expect to have to deal with a 34-inch alligat ...

Today at 18:38:10 - By 2010-09-03T15:38:10Z MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Diane Buckalew said she felt sick when she woke up and realized two rings she'd left on the bathroom counter the night before were gone. She and ...

Today at 15:26:30 - By 2010-09-03T12:26:30Z HELENA, Mont. (AP) -- General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen sent out a text message last week in ...

Today at 15:21:57 - By 2010-09-03T12:21:57Z NORTH EAST, Pa. (AP) -- Police said an Erie-area woman somehow managed to zap both herself and her brother with a stun gun during a drunken dispute. Darlene Newara, 45 ...

Today at 15:17:23 - By 2010-09-03T12:17:23Z FARSON, Wyo. (AP) -- The powdery substance that Wyoming Highway Patrol troopers found in a zip-close bag during a recent traffic stop didn't turn out to be drugs after ...

Today at 17:05:55 - Logo is announcing the network's first-ever floral design competition series. "The Arrangement" will feature designers competing against each other in a series of floral designing challenges in unexpe ...

Today at 16:54:14 - Getting a new job after staying unemployed during the recent recession has spelt little happiness for as many as 55 percent of the Americans because they feel they are over-qualified for the job and s ...

Today at 16:23:19 - A woman is suing Facebook for keeping her from using the social networking site. Her profile was reportedly disabled after she started a petition against Facebook’s current friend limit. - (AHN)

Today at 15:12:41 - The economy lost fewer jobs than expected in August, with private payrolls for non-farm jobs adding 67,000 jobs for the month. - (AHN)

Today at 13:40:52 - Democrats hope the party can hold on to a Kentucky seat in Congress where Rep. John Yarmuth faces an increasingly tough challenge for a third term. Despite a growing conservative trend gripping much o ...

Today at 16:26:48 - It was a shock for everyone, but when Keng Liang Wong's bag ripped open on a luggage conveyor belt at Kuala Lumpur International Airport, 95 live boa constrictors spilled out into the airport.

02/09/2010 at 02:23:23 - The annual outhouse races in this northern Ontario community have been cancelled.

01/09/2010 at 16:38:06 - A British airplane en route to Poland was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany after a 56-year-old woman spilled a hot cup of tea on herself, German police said on Wednesday.

31/08/2010 at 23:47:20 - British Airways apologized to passengers after an emergency message warning they were about to crash into the sea was played by mistake.

28/08/2010 at 21:55:25 - A ghost hunter in North Carolina was walking along the supposedly haunted train tracks on a 100-metre long trestle when an oncoming train struck and killed him.

Today at 15:16:09 - Climate Change sceptic changes his mind, chupacabras blamed for 300 goat beheadings, plus hotel rooms for virtual girlfriends

02/09/2010 at 14:58:04 - NYC tap water crammed with crustaceans, dead flowers accused of arson, and Darwin's secret role in future colonisation of Mars

01/09/2010 at 13:22:50 - Woman dies stuck in boyfriend's chimney, Serbia's testicle-eating festival, and a stocky dragon with fearsome claws

31/08/2010 at 13:34:52 - Christians could learn from heavy metal, drunk baboons, and never-ending job nears end

30/08/2010 at 17:19:02 - Piranha caught in Thames, doctors brawl in delivery room, plus Castro claims Osama Bin Laden is a CIA agent

27/08/2010 at 14:31:57 - A map of swooping magpie activity around Melbourne, robots controlled by GM frog-insect nose, plus whisky made from urine

Today at 10:25:01 - A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban US home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead.

Today at 05:17:01 - A dancing dog from Chile is the latest video to go mega on YouTube.

Today at 04:08:00 - Contact between 33 Chilean miners trapped for weeks underground and the outside world took an irreverent twist on Thursday, as the men passed dirty jokes to the surface - and the Pope sent down b ...

Today at 01:50:18 - Prince Charles, Britain's heir-to-throne, has a woolly idea or two about how vintage clothes, recycling and the fashion industry can help protect the planet.

Today at 01:16:00 - Divers who found what's believed to be the world's oldest drinkable champagne say they have also discovered two-centuries-old bottles of beer at a shipwreck in the Baltic Sea.

Today at 06:21:02 - Just months after BP's Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion, which leaked millions of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, another Gulf oil rig exploded into flames Thursday. ...

Today at 00:56:08 - Dams, wetland destruction, and overfishing threaten to wipe out more than 20 percent of Africa's freshwater species, many unique to the continent. Africa - Wetland - Overfis ...

Today at 00:36:46 - Though expected to only graze the U.S. coast, Hurricane Earl is the first of many intense storms that could menace the U.S. East Coast this season, one expert says. Hurrica ...

02/09/2010 at 21:21:33 - The world's strongest solid rocket motor revs up, a star nursery is seen in its sharpest view yet, and more in this week's best space pictures. Solid-fuel rocket - Rocket en ...

02/09/2010 at 20:40:15 - The discovery on Madagascar of the new species-given away by its flat snout-is a "Tarzan yell for conservation," a new study says. Madagascar - Tarzan - Africa - Species - E ...

Today at 02:21:02 - Some modern religious leaders believe that Acts of God (a legal, not theological, term) are divine retribution for mankind's wickedness and immorality.

Today at 02:21:02 - Exotic particles called geuneutrinos could reveal secrets behind earthquakes and volcanoes.

31/08/2010 at 02:21:03 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

31/08/2010 at 02:21:03 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

31/08/2010 at 02:21:03 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

30/08/2010 at 21:21:03 - While personal beliefs in witchcraft are benign, the actions some take based on these beliefs can be horrific.

29/08/2010 at 02:21:02 - Pouring champagne at an angle, and keeping it chilled, turns more of the drink's carbon dioxide into bubbles.

02/09/2010 at 18:27:00 - A robber who targeted a La Marque Walmart shopper ended up becoming the woman's target practice.

02/09/2010 at 15:36:00 - The father, Nathan Schuler, says if the couple has any more children, they'll have to leave for the hospital a whole lot earlier.

01/09/2010 at 14:36:00 - Firefighters spent five hours late Saturday dismantling the chimney and flue from outside the home to extract the body.

01/09/2010 at 03:38:00 - Forget "Fore!" "Fire!" was the cry of the day for a golfer whose off-target swing sparked a 12-acre blaze in Southern California. The golfer at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine landed a shot in ...

31/08/2010 at 23:21:00 - Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

02/09/2010 at 17:00:16 - Visiting Japan, it is difficult to miss the proliferation of mascots that seem to be everywhere. A recent research team concluded that there are at least 42 different police mascots in Japan, some nat ...

01/09/2010 at 18:25:03 - Japan's Internal Affairs and Communication Ministry is pissed off at the US because baby-monitor chatter from US military families is interfering with official business. Japan houses some 47,000 US fo ...

01/09/2010 at 16:33:04 - A young woman in India was forced into a marriage she didn't agree with by her parents, so she followed what she felt to be the only logical course of action: she got a sex change. The woman, who is i ...

31/08/2010 at 16:04:12 - Super Boy, or Kuàilè Nán Sheng, is a singing contest dedicated solely to male contestants-kind of like a boys-only American Idol. Since its inception in 2007, Super Boy has evolved into a mainstream s ...

30/08/2010 at 18:49:08 - What began on August 14 as a simple traffic jam on the National Highway 207 in northern China's Hebei province has transformed into an 11-day+ jam that may not come undone until sometime in mid Septem ...

02/09/2010 at 13:12:00 - The German husband of ailing 93-year-old Hollywood actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor said he wanted to preserve her body by plastination after she dies, the Bild newspaper reported.

01/09/2010 at 12:37:00 - Hundreds of police and officials in Japan have been deployed to catch a band of monkeys responsible for attacking more than 60 people.

01/09/2010 at 00:27:00 - Hundreds are expected at an outback Queensland town for its International Yabby Races.

30/08/2010 at 06:03:00 - Police charge the man known as the French Spiderman after he climbs to the top of a skyscraper in Sydney.

30/08/2010 at 00:47:00 - A horse from South Australia has won the Betoota Cup at the town's race meeting in far south-west Queensland.

29/08/2010 at 17:01:00 - At least 18 mushroom lovers have been killed in accidents while hunting for their favourite fungi in the mountains and forests of northern Italy.

02/09/2010 at 02:42:02 - AN airline wants to host the first-ever in-flight gay wedding and is searching for a suitable couple to walk down the aeroplane aisle.

01/09/2010 at 02:40:36 - A SEX-starved businessman was so hung up on his ex-girlfriend after she dumped him that he paid to recreate her as a lifelike doll.

30/08/2010 at 17:00:00 - BELIEVE it or not, kingmaking Independent MP Bob Katter once sported a haircut now worn by teen pop sensation Justin Bieber.

30/08/2010 at 03:24:45 - SURF'S up for a group of sisters preparing to launch the 15th Nun's Beach surfing competition to fund their beachfront retreat.

27/08/2010 at 02:33:46 - A NEIGHBOUR'S goat was not kidding around when it attacked an 88-year-old man for an hour, putting him in intensive care.

25/08/2010 at 14:14:04 - MOTORCYCLIST cops a hefty fine and loads of ribbing from his mates after being caught riding with a barbie strapped to him.

24/08/2010 at 10:11:00 - Star Wars creator George Lucas has filed a $US5 million trademark lawsuit against a company marketing a technology that allows users to control computer applications with their minds.

24/08/2010 at 03:00:00 - A major Japanese airport has been forced to close for hours after the pilot of a small plane forgot to lower his landing gear while touching down.

23/08/2010 at 01:47:00 - Ambulance officers got more than they bargained for during a rescue at Millfield near Cessnock, in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

20/08/2010 at 05:00:00 - The southern New South Wales town of Moama is changing its name to Motown in November as part of the Movember fundraiser.

18/08/2010 at 00:02:00 - A giant marriage-wrecking carp that eluded fishermen in Britain for decades has been found dead.

16/08/2010 at 11:19:04 - This math test will determine your favorite movie. Amazing! This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be "Shrek". That's my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't l ...

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15/06/2010 at 14:49:33 - DHAKA (Reuters) - Authorities in soccer crazy Bangladesh on Monday asked all manufacturing factories in and around the capital Dhaka to suspend operations each evening until the end of the World Cup i ...

14/06/2010 at 17:47:41 - Men take a fraction of a second to decide if they are attracted to a woman or not - but they should not be called shallow because they are genetically programmed to do so, scientists say. Men weigh up ...

30/06/2010 at 11:57:40 - Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I remember parking when I was a teenager. There was a Lutheran church in my neighborhood that had a very poorly lit parking lot. More than a few of ...

26/06/2010 at 11:53:59 - Saturday, June 26, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Medical marijuana has been in the news a lot recently. There is a big controversy over how available it should be and who should be allowed to dispen ...

23/06/2010 at 11:53:46 - Wednesday, June 23, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: It may seem like I have been picking on cops recently, but seriously, these are the stories that have been in the news! Like this one about a Chatta ...

19/06/2010 at 11:51:02 - Saturday, June 19, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Anybody want to get married? Two Montanans repeatedly take marriage vows without the benefit of divorce, but they aren't polygamists; they are proxie ...

16/06/2010 at 11:52:46 - Wednesday, June 16, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Boobs. Is there anything they can't do? In this case an American woman was rescued from disaster on a mountain in Germany after she used her size DD ...

25/11/2009 at 04:40:47 - A historic trove of Texas photos was found dumped beneath a Fort Worth bridge, local TV station WFAA reported Sunday. The discarded shots include those of a young George H.W. Bush; Gwendolyn Brooks, a ...

15/11/2009 at 03:19:43 - Start with one delightfully warped science project contest for grown-ups. Add a touch of county fair and a whole lot of tailgating. What do you get? Flying pumpkins. See how they do it at the 24th ann ...

14/11/2009 at 02:16:24 - British media were purring with satisfaction Friday over a kitty kerfuffle in Canada.

11/11/2009 at 01:54:38 - The world's most expensive bottle of beer goes on the auction block Saturday -- just don't expect to drink it. In fact, according to Andrew Aldridge of the British auction house Henry Aldridge and Son ...

05/11/2009 at 00:10:43 - When filmmaker Franny Armstrong found herself surrounded by a group of teenage girls, one of them armed with an iron bar, she knew she needed help. And she got it, from a very unexpected source.

Today at 02:00:00 - Somefin tells us this fish won't win any beauty contests.

02/09/2010 at 02:01:00 - This hulking American football hero is not afraid of taking a few hard knocks - just don't mess with his precious hair!

02/09/2010 at 02:00:00 - Food hygiene inspectors shut down their own canteen - because it was infested with creepy-crawlies.

02/09/2010 at 02:00:00 - With his scruffy sleeping bag and blanket, Daniel Terry looks for all the world like a helpless vagrant.

01/09/2010 at 02:01:00 - Think your partner lacks staying power? Clock these sexual mileage figures and you really will be gasping for breath...

01/09/2010 at 02:00:00 - A lotto winner returned from the dead to claim £1,500.